Mob-E-Blog

Doesn't it defeat the purpose of shoes if you have to put other items on the bottom to prevent them from touching the ground?

I'm not sure what flavor "golden" is, nor am I sure if I want to know. "Golden" as an adjective before a liquid does...

I wish someone would invent a toilet seat that didn't make your legs go numb afters a while

Really?

This is the oldest church structure in the USA. Built in 1610

It seems like all female flight attendants have the same look: moderately professional with trashy overtones.

It seems like we get hyped up for Christmas for over a month only to have it all be over by 10am. Is it all really worth it?

"Bucket o' Ribs" how much more ghetto does it get. Answer: none more ghetto

140000 miles and still going strong.

Fiber One bars before workouts make for "interesting" jogs on the treadmill.

I think coffee multiplies its own volume exponentially once it hits your bladder. I pee'd 4 times on 2 cups.

Almost done with "Vintage Church" by Driscoll, I can't decide between Chan's "Crazy Love" and Keller's ...

Who's the more annoying Fox reality competition judge, Paula Abdul or Mary Murphy?

Boo to you FOX... A reality show about a fat bachelor with fat contestants called "More to Love"? Bad taste... Bad taste like chi...

"Mouth Pipetting"?

Its not often you see 2 Christian clichés on one reader board.

Its so cold that my wedding ring flew off my hand and rolled down the parking lot. I had to do a diving kick save to keep it from going down...

It comes in both a "Chocolaty" and "White" variety... I'll have my blasphemy with a side of segregation please...

Nothing says "Jesus died for your sins" like a 300 calorie solid chocolate cross

There is nothing more macho than driving down the road with your couch on the roof of your car holding it down with your bare hand

When was the last time you saw Dolph Lundgren in anything other than Heman or his stint in the Rocky series?

I just realized that my blog is over 2 years old now. Looking back I also noticed that the resaurant I referenced in my first post (Fat Fre...

The locker room at work smells like a combo of B.O. and broccoli... The B.O. I understand but the broccoli?

Dollars Ad-Sense The " money I could be saving with Geico " ad campaign is not as cool as the gecko or the caveman campaigns... ...

So I am a fan of the Amazing Race on CBS which is one of the last "real" reality TV competitions. No voting, just competition. T...

Only a day later, the snow is back... But too late for my poor snowman

I am the poster-child for masculinity... Really the wife made me do it. I swear

After only 6 days this is what remains of my horizontal snowman made last Saturday. RIP buddy... see you next year

-Anyone else think that its funny how this year's American Idol contestant " Normon Gentle " is purposly trying to flame it up...

I guess this is what happens when I have too much time on my hands

Doing a little spring cleaning I found a collection of art-work from 5th grade. I was a tree-hugging hippie before it was cool.

Some people laugh in the face of danger.

Chris Tomlin is the " Nickelback " of Christian music but " God of this City " is a guilty pleasure of mine right now.

There have been peaks and valleys in my spiritual life... Over the last 2 years I've been in a valley but now i think things are turning...

On our recent trip to IKEA my sister and I discovered the worlds largest garlic press... Sweet

Is having a smug vanity-plate a requirement of owning a hybrid car? Examples: ECOLOMY, SAVNGAS, HY MPG...

I think the goal of Cold-Eeze is to make your mouth taste so horrible that you don't even notice when you're sick... or that you get...

Has anyone ever tried this crap? It taste likes you're sucking on a sweaty nickel.

Maybe he's trying to take advantage of the $30 "partial highlights special". Or maybe after being rejected by AFLAC he was try...

So I see this ad in my local Speedway for and exclusive new product selling a pre-mixed Red Bull and "Cola". Sounds wierd, but of...

$350 later, who says softball isn't a contact sport?

"Joint Juice" or Vanillia Crème "Muscle Milk"

How much sweeter can the olympics get? Women's beach volleyball, rain, and white "uniforms".

*sigh* "This Sudoku stuff is harder than it looks"

"house recipie" ketchup? That just shows you that you serve cheap food at your reasturants. You have no standards.

or does my new perscription look like birth control... I'm not going to worry unless my breasts start to get tender.

Now i've seen everything... A phone case shaped like Croc's. Give me a break, this croc-epidemic has got to stop.

There's a joke here, I'm sure...

So how many times do you think this incident has happened to require McDonald's to post such a professional sign? Are high-chair in fron...

Say hello to the pile of hair left after we brushed our 80 lbs German Shepherd.

So that's why I can't breathe... Damn you cottonwood

Watching HBO's " Big Love " has totally ruined my dream scenario of being a upper-middle class small business-owning polygamis...

I've decided that men can suvive without a female figure to organize them. The confusion happens because we can't decode the woman...

Would you rather: 1. Have a child on Mother's Day? 2.Be born on Mother's Day? Some things to consider: If you're born on Mother...

Good to know Grampa can still git-er done even after what may seem like a debilitating joint replacement.

How lame do you have to be to have vanity plates showing your devotion to a mediocre QB from the New England area. Oh yeah, he played in th...

A Hunt's Ketchup packet... Don't ask me what fine establishment distributes these little gems. I feel like I just found a leprechau...

This is my view from my office. Three vending machines beckoning, taunting me, calling to me. Must... resist...sugary... goodness...

Seen on a gas station reader board: "New Vitamin Water Flavor Pringles 75c" Mmmm... Sounds good.

That's right, Budweiser and Clamato, "Cheladá". Everyone's favorite king of beers has teamed up with everyone's favor...

So I was in the shower this morning and I reached for the shampoo.... Which is dumb because I don't have any hair