Sunset for Sundance?

After taking a day to reflect on last night's American Idol performance, I am left wondering where the Sundance from the auditions went. His rendition of "Nights in White Satin" was pathetic and awkward... Last night's campy standard wasn't much better. He looks uncomfortable on stage, Pull it together man!

I overslept this morning

I overslept this morning and in my rushing around I didn't have time to brush my teeth. 12 hours later the velvety coating is borderline unbearable.

American Idol Top 24 (Haiku)

Eyes in disbelief,
Watching American Idol,
My ears are bleeding

Groaning Pains (Random Haiku)

Groaning is the earth.
Creation is screaming now.
Redemption is near...

Eric v. The Egg

Round one
Eric vs. The Egg

Result: Eric gulps down an easy victory

Round two
Eric vs. The Eggerbomb
(yes, an egg with Red Bull)

Result: The Eggerbomb put up more of a fight but Eric was victorious (update: Eric may have won the battle but time will tell...)

Icicles of Death

This was what greeted us today when we debated the prospects of "weathering" the ramp before service, of course we had to take matters in our own hands and knock them all down... hillarity ensued.

Haiku of the Bowels

Stickey-Q tonight,
Immodium stands no chance,
bowels on fire for sure.