Meet Rocky

I spent this evening picking out flowers and cakes with Rocky the hairless cat.

Some Kids Never Grow Up

I guess the flashing lights and moving objects are stimulating. That's best man in my wedding folks... nice choice on my part I guess

I guess I never realized

I guess I never realized how attached to the internet I am. The servers have been down at work all day so I feel disconnected from the world...

After Watching the ESPYs

I have decided that Danica Patrick is pretty hot.

The HeadBlade Sport

Well, I mustsay that the HeadBlade shaving experience was much better than I anticipated. Its given me the closest shave yet (once you get over the intial ripping feeling). However, now I feel like every breeze is a "Day After Tomorrow" style cold front moving in.

Realistic Definition

"Independence Day" (n): 1. A day celebrating the anniversary of national independence.
2. An excuse for drunk idiots to play with explosives while keeping the neighborhood awake.

Patriotic Man Law (Part II)

...furthermore, the Karate Kid tournament montage music "You're the Best (around)" is the best montage song, I don't care what Rocky says.

Patriotic Man Law

I don't know about you but I think Hulk Hogan's original entrance music is the most patriotic song and should replace that crappy Greenwood tune.