'Impeach Bush'

Here's another example of people who call for the end of conflict by causing more conflict. It is much like giving a murderer the death penalty. I really appriciate their willingness to discuss this issue instead of antagonizing others and being a devisive catalyst [/sarcasm]

Its decided

The Bridges are the worst party band ever... Seriously

New Flavor Update

After just 1 week on the shelves in the company snack machine, the Zesty Salsa Tortilla Combos have been taken off the market... Take that Zesty Salsa. (By the way if you don't know what I'm talking about, look here --> Mob-E-Blog: New Flavor?)

Just Thinking

As if you didn't know already know, I'm involved in 2 other projects Element: C3 (with my co-conspiritor Jered) and Eric's Randomness (my full-sized blog). Check them out!

Aroma Therapy

Have you ever been alone, like say, in a car and smelled what appears at first sniff to be a fart? Then you try to remember if you farted... Then you smell again to make sure its a fart smell... You process the fact that you are the only one that could have farted if said smell was a fart... You sniff again and confirm, yes definitely a fart... only to realize that you voluntarily smelled a fart like 4 times in a row?

New Flavor?

Zesty Salsa Tortilla? I'm afraid to try this new Combos flavor... they can't be that good, can they?

Texting E-tiquette

Why is it that some people use text messages and e-mail messages as an excuse to write poorly? I can understand if you have a long message and you need to abbreviate one or two words. At least read what you wrote before hitting the send button...

Man Law: if your conversation requires more than 4 texts back and forth you should actually CALL the person you're texting...

Tan?

Has anyone else noticed that the new look in tanning (especially in women) is blood blister color... This reddish purple color is sick. It makes me wish for the orange "tan-in-abottle" look to come back into style.

My Trip to Canada

That's the via rail station in Windsor... I know exciting, right?

Incase you were wondering, yes it is the first week of April and it is snowing.

Things I Did Not Know

Terrance Howard from Hustle & Flow and other movies, was the black football player/wrestler that plays the bass drum in Mr. Holland's Opus. I also did not realize that I would be totally mezmorized by said movie today in the middle of a perfectly good Saturday.

WOSWJR?

WOSWJR? (What Offensive Scheme Would Jesus Run) the option, of course... Oh, and Christ doesn't need pads or a helment, because He's not a wuss.

Jesus Denies Peter

Get that weak stuff out of Jesus' house... Everyone knows you have to pump-fake and take the ball to the rack or Christ is going to toss your cookies.

Super Model Jesus

Work that camera... Who's your Sexy Savior? I like the sash & modified hoodie combo, very chic.

Modern-day Satan

The Bible has a lot of language talking about God crushing Satan or physically punishing him, destroying him etc... It might be more relevant today think of Satan (or sin in general) as a computer virus that will be or needs to be deleted from your system...