Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Aroma Therapy
Have you ever been alone, like say, in a car and smelled what appears at first sniff to be a fart? Then you try to remember if you farted... Then you smell again to make sure its a fart smell... You process the fact that you are the only one that could have farted if said smell was a fart... You sniff again and confirm, yes definitely a fart... only to realize that you voluntarily smelled a fart like 4 times in a row?
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I think that when you rip a really bad fart in your car, it gets stuck in the seat cushion. Then the next time you get in your car and sit down, it squeezes the old fart out of the cushion and it permeates the air. That's why you should always roll down your windows before you sit down.
By the way, this is totally unrelated, but the other day I found out that mermaid pussy smells like fish. But it tastes like sushi!
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