Take that, NHL Playoffs

Its so cold that my wedding ring flew off my hand and rolled down the parking lot. I had to do a diving kick save to keep it from going down the storm drain.

Upon further review...

It comes in both a "Chocolaty" and "White" variety... I'll have my blasphemy with a side of segregation please...

Sacrilicious

Nothing says "Jesus died for your sins" like a 300 calorie solid chocolate cross