Shower Stupidity

So I was in the shower this morning and I reached for the shampoo....
Which is dumb because I don't have any hair

Twix Java

They were 2 for $1 at Speedway (+ 200 bonus Speedy Rewards Points), and being the sucker I am for marketing ploys I decided to try them.

Silent Vigil Day II

It has come to my attention that not everybody is firmiliar with Zagnuts. I would compare their candy relevance to a Clark bar or a Zero, maybe even a box of Crows or Wax Lips perhaps.

As per wikipedia

"Candy stores rarely stock Zagnut, since it has only a niche market, and most Zagnuts are sold online."

When was the last time you used paypal to purchase a Zagnut? Exactly.

A Word About Injustice

A great injustice has been done. Its a good bet all of us has a vending machine at work or school. Imagine the horror if the vending Gods were to replace your favorite letter/number combo with something from the land of mis-fit candies...

This is the gripping reality that faced my good friend Jered today (check out his blog). His favorite candy of choice (Snickers.... mmmm satisfying) was mercilessly abducted and replaced with a Zagnut.

Yup, a Zagnut. (When was the last time you enjoyed the scrumptiousness of a creamy Zagnut?)

I am going to start a silent protest until the Zagnut is brought down. I might actually call my congressman.