Sushi-Boat!

Toilet Humor

I wish someone would invent a toilet seat that didn't make your legs go numb afters a while

'Tofurky'

Really?

One of the Best

San Miguel Church

This is the oldest church structure in the USA. Built in 1610

It seems like all female

It seems like all female flight attendants have the same look: moderately professional with trashy overtones.

It seems like we get

It seems like we get hyped up for Christmas for over a month only to have it all be over by 10am. Is it all really worth it?

Really?

"Bucket o' Ribs" how much more ghetto does it get. Answer: none more ghetto

Happy Birthday!

140000 miles and still going strong.

Flying Rubber Duckie

Fiber One bars before workouts

Fiber One bars before workouts make for "interesting" jogs on the treadmill.

I think coffee multiplies its

I think coffee multiplies its own volume exponentially once it hits your bladder. I pee'd 4 times on 2 cups.

Almost done with "Vintage Church"

Almost done with "Vintage Church" by Driscoll, I can't decide between Chan's "Crazy Love" and Keller's "Reason for God" to read next.

Who's the more annoying Fox

Who's the more annoying Fox reality competition judge, Paula Abdul or Mary Murphy?

Boo to you FOX... A

Boo to you FOX... A reality show about a fat bachelor with fat contestants called "More to Love"? Bad taste... Bad taste like chicken...

My new aircast looks sweet!

Definition Please

"Mouth Pipetting"?

Like a Sasquach Sighting

Its not often you see 2 Christian clichés on one reader board.

Take that, NHL Playoffs

Its so cold that my wedding ring flew off my hand and rolled down the parking lot. I had to do a diving kick save to keep it from going down the storm drain.

Upon further review...

It comes in both a "Chocolaty" and "White" variety... I'll have my blasphemy with a side of segregation please...

Sacrilicious

Nothing says "Jesus died for your sins" like a 300 calorie solid chocolate cross

Low Level Super Heros

There is nothing more macho than driving down the road with your couch on the roof of your car holding it down with your bare hand

Rocky Career?

When was the last time you saw Dolph Lundgren in anything other than Heman or his stint in the Rocky series?

Milestones

I just realized that my blog is over 2 years old now. Looking back I also noticed that the resaurant I referenced in my first post (Fat Freddy's Sticky-Q) hasn't lasted as long as this blog. I guess some people just know when to give it up...

Odorific

The locker room at work smells like a combo of B.O. and broccoli... The B.O. I understand but the broccoli?

Dollars Ad-Sense

Dollars Ad-Sense
The "money I could be saving with Geico" ad campaign is not as cool as the gecko or the caveman campaigns... *Edit: It is still better than the real person/actor campaign*

"Reality" TV

So I am a fan of the Amazing Race on CBS which is one of the last "real" reality TV competitions. No voting, just competition. The one thing I've never seen is the contestants eating... sure they are shown sleeping and one can assume they use the restroom when needed, but not a single shot of anyone eating... no meal, no snack, nothing more than a couple of sips of water.

Spring is Right Around the Corner (part 3)

Only a day later, the snow is back... But too late for my poor snowman

Mini-Carts

I am the poster-child for masculinity... Really the wife made me do it. I swear

Spring is Right Around the Corner (part 2)

After only 6 days this is what remains of my horizontal snowman made last Saturday. RIP buddy... see you next year

Random Thoughts for Today

-Anyone else think that its funny how this year's American Idol contestant "Normon Gentle" is purposly trying to flame it up on stage while Adam Lambert tries to keep it all in the closet?

-My dog and I were playing this morning before I went to work, he jumped up and scratched me. I think he ripped my nipple off.

-I hate when the American Idol contestants talk back to the judges. Can we just get back to the days where the judges shamlessly pimped the singers they wanted to win and ripped apart the ones that aren't "mainstream" enough?

-A good deed never goes un-punished, just ask this guy.

-Everytime I click "next blog" at the top of this page, Blogger thinks I speak every possible language but english.

Spring is right around the corner

I guess this is what happens when I have too much time on my hands

Liberalism

Doing a little spring cleaning I found a collection of art-work from 5th grade. I was a tree-hugging hippie before it was cool.

Danger

Some people laugh in the face of danger.

In My Opinion

Chris Tomlin is the "Nickelback" of Christian music but "God of this City" is a guilty pleasure of mine right now.

Bears & Bulls in the China Shop

There have been peaks and valleys in my spiritual life... Over the last 2 years I've been in a valley but now i think things are turning upwards...