Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Really?
Doesn't it defeat the purpose of shoes if you have to put other items on the bottom to prevent them from touching the ground?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
'Golden Kola'
I'm not sure what flavor "golden" is, nor am I sure if I want to know. "Golden" as an adjective before a liquid doesn't usually make for good things.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Toilet Humor
I wish someone would invent a toilet seat that didn't make your legs go numb afters a while
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
It seems like all female
It seems like all female flight attendants have the same look: moderately professional with trashy overtones.
It seems like we get
It seems like we get hyped up for Christmas for over a month only to have it all be over by 10am. Is it all really worth it?
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Fiber One bars before workouts
Fiber One bars before workouts make for "interesting" jogs on the treadmill.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
I think coffee multiplies its
I think coffee multiplies its own volume exponentially once it hits your bladder. I pee'd 4 times on 2 cups.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Almost done with "Vintage Church"
Almost done with "Vintage Church" by Driscoll, I can't decide between Chan's "Crazy Love" and Keller's "Reason for God" to read next.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Who's the more annoying Fox
Who's the more annoying Fox reality competition judge, Paula Abdul or Mary Murphy?
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Boo to you FOX... A
Boo to you FOX... A reality show about a fat bachelor with fat contestants called "More to Love"? Bad taste... Bad taste like chicken...
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Take that, NHL Playoffs
Its so cold that my wedding ring flew off my hand and rolled down the parking lot. I had to do a diving kick save to keep it from going down the storm drain.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Upon further review...
It comes in both a "Chocolaty" and "White" variety... I'll have my blasphemy with a side of segregation please...
Monday, March 30, 2009
Low Level Super Heros
There is nothing more macho than driving down the road with your couch on the roof of your car holding it down with your bare hand
Monday, March 16, 2009
Rocky Career?
When was the last time you saw Dolph Lundgren in anything other than Heman or his stint in the Rocky series?
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Milestones
I just realized that my blog is over 2 years old now. Looking back I also noticed that the resaurant I referenced in my first post (Fat Freddy's Sticky-Q) hasn't lasted as long as this blog. I guess some people just know when to give it up...
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Odorific
The locker room at work smells like a combo of B.O. and broccoli... The B.O. I understand but the broccoli?
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Dollars Ad-Sense
Dollars Ad-Sense
The "money I could be saving with Geico" ad campaign is not as cool as the gecko or the caveman campaigns... *Edit: It is still better than the real person/actor campaign*
The "money I could be saving with Geico" ad campaign is not as cool as the gecko or the caveman campaigns... *Edit: It is still better than the real person/actor campaign*
Monday, March 9, 2009
"Reality" TV
So I am a fan of the Amazing Race on CBS which is one of the last "real" reality TV competitions. No voting, just competition. The one thing I've never seen is the contestants eating... sure they are shown sleeping and one can assume they use the restroom when needed, but not a single shot of anyone eating... no meal, no snack, nothing more than a couple of sips of water.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Spring is Right Around the Corner (part 2)
After only 6 days this is what remains of my horizontal snowman made last Saturday. RIP buddy... see you next year
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Random Thoughts for Today
-Anyone else think that its funny how this year's American Idol contestant "Normon Gentle" is purposly trying to flame it up on stage while Adam Lambert tries to keep it all in the closet?
-My dog and I were playing this morning before I went to work, he jumped up and scratched me. I think he ripped my nipple off.
-I hate when the American Idol contestants talk back to the judges. Can we just get back to the days where the judges shamlessly pimped the singers they wanted to win and ripped apart the ones that aren't "mainstream" enough?
-A good deed never goes un-punished, just ask this guy.
-Everytime I click "next blog" at the top of this page, Blogger thinks I speak every possible language but english.
-My dog and I were playing this morning before I went to work, he jumped up and scratched me. I think he ripped my nipple off.
-I hate when the American Idol contestants talk back to the judges. Can we just get back to the days where the judges shamlessly pimped the singers they wanted to win and ripped apart the ones that aren't "mainstream" enough?
-A good deed never goes un-punished, just ask this guy.
-Everytime I click "next blog" at the top of this page, Blogger thinks I speak every possible language but english.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Liberalism
Doing a little spring cleaning I found a collection of art-work from 5th grade. I was a tree-hugging hippie before it was cool.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
In My Opinion
Chris Tomlin is the "Nickelback" of Christian music but "God of this City" is a guilty pleasure of mine right now.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Bears & Bulls in the China Shop
There have been peaks and valleys in my spiritual life... Over the last 2 years I've been in a valley but now i think things are turning upwards...
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Vanity Smugness
Is having a smug vanity-plate a requirement of owning a hybrid car?
Examples: ECOLOMY, SAVNGAS, HY MPG...
Examples: ECOLOMY, SAVNGAS, HY MPG...
Monday, December 8, 2008
Scam-Eeze
I think the goal of Cold-Eeze is to make your mouth taste so horrible that you don't even notice when you're sick... or that you get to the point that being sick is better than feeling like you have a pocket full of loose change in your mouth.
Friday, December 5, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
First Choice
Maybe he's trying to take advantage of the $30 "partial highlights special". Or maybe after being rejected by AFLAC he was trying to make his pitch as the "Frist Choice Seagull"
Saturday, October 4, 2008
This Can't Be Good Can It?
So I see this ad in my local Speedway for and exclusive new product selling a pre-mixed Red Bull and "Cola". Sounds wierd, but of course I have to try it.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
Come on Now
"house recipie" ketchup? That just shows you that you serve cheap food at your reasturants. You have no standards.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Is it just me?
or does my new perscription look like birth control... I'm not going to worry unless my breasts start to get tender.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Really?
Now i've seen everything... A phone case shaped like Croc's. Give me a break, this croc-epidemic has got to stop.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Signs
So how many times do you think this incident has happened to require McDonald's to post such a professional sign? Are high-chair in front of door incidents that big of a problem?
Monday, June 2, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
Shattered Dreams
Watching HBO's "Big Love" has totally ruined my dream scenario of being a upper-middle class small business-owning polygamist.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Female Logistics
I've decided that men can suvive without a female figure to organize them. The confusion happens because we can't decode the woman's intricate filing process. For instance, I would be able to find that shirt I was looking for if I had put it away. The reason I ask my wife where it is everytime is because she's the one with the "system".
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Mother's Day Question For Women
Would you rather:
1. Have a child on Mother's Day?
2.Be born on Mother's Day?
Some things to consider:
If you're born on Mother's Day your birthday will always fall on or close to Mother's Day meaning combined/dual purpose presents.
If you have a child on Mother's Day its birthday will always fall on or close to Mother's Day meaning you'll be dragging them to Chuck E. Cheese or planning parties on Mother's Day.
1. Have a child on Mother's Day?
2.Be born on Mother's Day?
Some things to consider:
If you're born on Mother's Day your birthday will always fall on or close to Mother's Day meaning combined/dual purpose presents.
If you have a child on Mother's Day its birthday will always fall on or close to Mother's Day meaning you'll be dragging them to Chuck E. Cheese or planning parties on Mother's Day.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
This is awesome
Good to know Grampa can still git-er done even after what may seem like a debilitating joint replacement.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Pointless Devotion
How lame do you have to be to have vanity plates showing your devotion to a mediocre QB from the New England area. Oh yeah, he played in the CFL too.
Friday, March 21, 2008
They do exist
A Hunt's Ketchup packet... Don't ask me what fine establishment distributes these little gems. I feel like I just found a leprechaun or something.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
It's haunting me
This is my view from my office. Three vending machines beckoning, taunting me, calling to me. Must... resist...sugary... goodness...
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
New Products
Seen on a gas station reader board:
"New Vitamin Water Flavor Pringles 75c"
Mmmm... Sounds good.
"New Vitamin Water Flavor Pringles 75c"
Mmmm... Sounds good.
Friday, March 7, 2008
Some product research guy just lost his job
That's right, Budweiser and Clamato, "Cheladá". Everyone's favorite king of beers has teamed up with everyone's favorite clam/tomato juice combo. Now I am all about trying new products but this is just gross.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Shower Stupidity
So I was in the shower this morning and I reached for the shampoo....
Which is dumb because I don't have any hair
Which is dumb because I don't have any hair
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