Female Logistics

I've decided that men can suvive without a female figure to organize them. The confusion happens because we can't decode the woman's intricate filing process. For instance, I would be able to find that shirt I was looking for if I had put it away. The reason I ask my wife where it is everytime is because she's the one with the "system".

Mother's Day Question For Women

Would you rather:

1. Have a child on Mother's Day?

2.Be born on Mother's Day?

Some things to consider:

If you're born on Mother's Day your birthday will always fall on or close to Mother's Day meaning combined/dual purpose presents.

If you have a child on Mother's Day its birthday will always fall on or close to Mother's Day meaning you'll be dragging them to Chuck E. Cheese or planning parties on Mother's Day.

Seriously now...

Someone asked me how I could joke about church/religion. My response was simple: I don't take organized religion, the church, Christians or myself seriously. I am seriously passionate about Jesus Christ and relating how He has affected my life, but I am perfectly ok with light-heartedly poking fun at the flawed man-made systems we've created like a 3 year-old's finger painting on God's refrigerator door.

Regardless of your opinion

Bad weather like this really makes me admire the dedication of smokers...

Daewoo?

Is it just me or does the Daewoo logo look like:
a.) a platinum jockstrap
b.) a picture of the uterus from health class

Add This To The Reasons I Hate Heelys

When there is snow on the ground and those bratty little twerps with their Heely's walk inside it leaves giant slush cubes all over the floor.

What a Rough Life

Life is tough when you're a cat. No job, no responsibilities. Sure I'm jealous.

Fighting Stereotypes

This sign was found at a Chinese Buffet. Let's try to fight the stereotypes people. "Seafood are not include". Maybe its supposed to be some kind of rhyme

Home Sweet Home

Nothing says welcome home like man's best friend. Back in Toledo, in the cold... Yea! [/sarcasm]

Pagosa Springs

41 degree river right next to 100 + degree springs... The sulfur smell was worth the price of admission.

Stress Test

While on my New Mexico trip I just noticed that my fingernails are super long. If you know anything about me you know I bite off any hint of nails all the time... New Mexico has a calming effect on me I guess.

Abbys Personal Hell

Just outside Aztec, NM we passed Abbys personal hell-on earth. A yard full of every possible tackey yard inflaitables ever made.

Roots

So far my trip to New Mexico has been a very holistic experience. Culturally I engaged in local sketch theatre. Environmentally i've returned to my roots.  Simple things that I use to do for conservation.  When brushing you teeth or washing your hands turn off the water until you need it.  When you live in an area where conservation is key to your immediate survival, the environment is at the forefront of your thinking.  Hopefully I can bring some of these concepts back to my mid-western life.

In Flight Entertainment

Its nice to know I'll be breathing recycled air for the majority of the day... In the middle of cold/flu season.

Hair Loss

You can almost make out exactly where the horse shoe is going to form right there in front... depressing, really.

Two Alarm Fires

Have you ever had to dump so bad you felt like puking? Yeah, it was weird.

My living hell

Being in a packed bar, with a crappy musician playing butchered covers. I am swimming in hell.

Irrelevant

Do you remember going to the movies without commercials before the previews. For me, I was in London watching Jurassic Park III when I saw pre-movie commercials.

Sweet

The pew edition... Awesome...

add that to 2 baptisms and I'm looking for a "The Faith We Sing: Suicidal Thoughts During Long Boring Worship Edition"

Movements

I'm not sure if it was diet, exercise or what, but in high school I might have pooped maybe 3 times a week. Now it seems like 1-2 times a day...