'Local Honey'

There's a joke here, I'm sure...

New Products

Seen on a gas station reader board:
"New Vitamin Water Flavor Pringles 75c"
Mmmm... Sounds good.

Irrelevant

Do you remember going to the movies without commercials before the previews. For me, I was in London watching Jurassic Park III when I saw pre-movie commercials.

Some Kids Never Grow Up

I guess the flashing lights and moving objects are stimulating. That's best man in my wedding folks... nice choice on my part I guess

Aroma Therapy

Have you ever been alone, like say, in a car and smelled what appears at first sniff to be a fart? Then you try to remember if you farted... Then you smell again to make sure its a fart smell... You process the fact that you are the only one that could have farted if said smell was a fart... You sniff again and confirm, yes definitely a fart... only to realize that you voluntarily smelled a fart like 4 times in a row?

Facial Hair February Has Come To An End

I've enjoyed this month long vigil of non-shaving solidarity for the oppressed. Now I'm not sure if I can commit to "Mustache March". Maybe I'll try "Manly March" (kudos to Sadie for the idea) where you show solidarity for the oppressed by not wearing deodorant all month. Any ideas?

Eric v. The Egg

Round one
Eric vs. The Egg

Result: Eric gulps down an easy victory

Round two
Eric vs. The Eggerbomb
(yes, an egg with Red Bull)

Result: The Eggerbomb put up more of a fight but Eric was victorious (update: Eric may have won the battle but time will tell...)