American Idol Top 24 (Haiku)

Eyes in disbelief,
Watching American Idol,
My ears are bleeding

Groaning Pains (Random Haiku)

Groaning is the earth.
Creation is screaming now.
Redemption is near...

Haiku of the Bowels

Stickey-Q tonight,
Immodium stands no chance,
bowels on fire for sure.