Cleveland Browns Stadium

One question asked by another visiting fan, "why don't the Browns have cheerleaders?"
My response: "Have you seen the 'quality' of the women in Cleveland?"

Get A Room Continued

Comments overheard during Ford Field "make out session"
"Illegal use of hands..."
"How do I get a Detroit Lions honeymoon package"
"A real Lions fan is conceived INSIDE the stadium!"

Get A Room

So we're at the Bengals v. Lions game at Ford Field and there is this middle-aged couple making out hardcore like a bunch of teenagers

First Bengals Game of the Season

Well actually the PRE-season, but its still exciting. Too bad Lions fans don't seem to care...

WOSWJR?

WOSWJR? (What Offensive Scheme Would Jesus Run) the option, of course... Oh, and Christ doesn't need pads or a helment, because He's not a wuss.