Book Titles Found At The Christian Book Store

"A Christian Girl's Guide To Your Mom" seriously, I couldn't make this stuff up...

WOSWJR?

WOSWJR? (What Offensive Scheme Would Jesus Run) the option, of course... Oh, and Christ doesn't need pads or a helment, because He's not a wuss.

Jesus Denies Peter

Get that weak stuff out of Jesus' house... Everyone knows you have to pump-fake and take the ball to the rack or Christ is going to toss your cookies.

Super Model Jesus

Work that camera... Who's your Sexy Savior? I like the sash & modified hoodie combo, very chic.