Cleveland Browns Stadium

One question asked by another visiting fan, "why don't the Browns have cheerleaders?"
My response: "Have you seen the 'quality' of the women in Cleveland?"

Get A Room

So we're at the Bengals v. Lions game at Ford Field and there is this middle-aged couple making out hardcore like a bunch of teenagers

First Bengals Game of the Season

Well actually the PRE-season, but its still exciting. Too bad Lions fans don't seem to care...

After Watching the ESPYs

I have decided that Danica Patrick is pretty hot.