'Local Honey'

There's a joke here, I'm sure...

New Products

Seen on a gas station reader board:
"New Vitamin Water Flavor Pringles 75c"
Mmmm... Sounds good.

Silent Vigil Day II

It has come to my attention that not everybody is firmiliar with Zagnuts. I would compare their candy relevance to a Clark bar or a Zero, maybe even a box of Crows or Wax Lips perhaps.

A Word About Injustice

A great injustice has been done. Its a good bet all of us has a vending machine at work or school. Imagine the horror if the vending Gods were to replace your favorite letter/number combo with something from the land of mis-fit candies...

This is the gripping reality that faced my good friend Jered today (check out his blog). His favorite candy of choice (Snickers.... mmmm satisfying) was mercilessly abducted and replaced with a Zagnut.

Yup, a Zagnut. (When was the last time you enjoyed the scrumptiousness of a creamy Zagnut?)

I am going to start a silent protest until the Zagnut is brought down. I might actually call my congressman.

Fighting Stereotypes

This sign was found at a Chinese Buffet. Let's try to fight the stereotypes people. "Seafood are not include". Maybe its supposed to be some kind of rhyme

If I Were A Vampire

Instead of ruthlessly killing people for blood or fighting evil at night, I would probably walk around in pajama pants eating leftover pizza and drinking generic root beer straight from the 2 Liter.

Honestly Now

Who can honestly say that they would pay .65¢ for a Clark bar... I'm not sure I've ever witnessed someone saying "boy I wish I had a Clark bar right now"

Breakfast Burritos

Ever since Taco Bell has been testing its new breakfast menu in NW Ohio, the restaurant has actually started to smell like a Mexican restaurant. Which is good, because I was starting to wonder...

I Think I Just Threw Up

Yep, you read that right, Chocolate Fudge & Yellow Cake flavored cotton candy!!! As if that wasn't bad enough, the bag next to it says French Vanilla & Cappuccino... Just the thought is making me gag...

New Flavor Update

After just 1 week on the shelves in the company snack machine, the Zesty Salsa Tortilla Combos have been taken off the market... Take that Zesty Salsa. (By the way if you don't know what I'm talking about, look here --> Mob-E-Blog: New Flavor?)

New Flavor?

Zesty Salsa Tortilla? I'm afraid to try this new Combos flavor... they can't be that good, can they?

Some foods just weren't meant to mix

Jigs Dinner + Jed's for lunch = The toilet equivalent of "shock & awe".

The only thing that could make it worse would be Chipotle...

Mmmmm.... did someone say Chipotle?

We need a Chick-fil-A in Toledo!

Heaven must have rivers of this stuff. Chick-fil-A lemonade is awesome. I was going to stop at Starbucks but I couldn't pass up a Chick-fil-A lemonade while in Columbus.

Simple Requests

I've decided I need an Icee machine, that and a nacho cheese dispenser... If you need to ask why then you just don't understand...

Am I right or am I right?

So Abby asked me to put her in my blog, I mentioned her cooking in my latest entry and she didn't appreciate it... Women are so fickle...

Haiku of the Bowels

Stickey-Q tonight,
Immodium stands no chance,
bowels on fire for sure.