'Local Honey'

There's a joke here, I'm sure...

Shattered Dreams

Watching HBO's "Big Love" has totally ruined my dream scenario of being a upper-middle class small business-owning polygamist.

Mother's Day Question For Women

Would you rather:

1. Have a child on Mother's Day?

2.Be born on Mother's Day?

Some things to consider:

If you're born on Mother's Day your birthday will always fall on or close to Mother's Day meaning combined/dual purpose presents.

If you have a child on Mother's Day its birthday will always fall on or close to Mother's Day meaning you'll be dragging them to Chuck E. Cheese or planning parties on Mother's Day.

This is awesome

Good to know Grampa can still git-er done even after what may seem like a debilitating joint replacement.

Abbys Personal Hell

Just outside Aztec, NM we passed Abbys personal hell-on earth. A yard full of every possible tackey yard inflaitables ever made.

Table for Two Please

I've noticed how some people claim that staying single is a sign of insecurity and fear of commitment. I think I got married now so I wouldn't be alone & dating at 30+

Cleveland Browns Stadium

One question asked by another visiting fan, "why don't the Browns have cheerleaders?"
My response: "Have you seen the 'quality' of the women in Cleveland?"

Book Titles Found At The Christian Book Store

"A Christian Girl's Guide To Your Mom" seriously, I couldn't make this stuff up...

Get A Room Continued

Comments overheard during Ford Field "make out session"
"Illegal use of hands..."
"How do I get a Detroit Lions honeymoon package"
"A real Lions fan is conceived INSIDE the stadium!"

Get A Room

So we're at the Bengals v. Lions game at Ford Field and there is this middle-aged couple making out hardcore like a bunch of teenagers

After Watching the ESPYs

I have decided that Danica Patrick is pretty hot.

Man Law...Or Um Something

I guess this isn't a man law per se... but any restroom with only a stall and a urinal should have a lock on the door, not the flimsy push open door like the one here at my local gas station. You'd think they could afford door locks with the price of gas... Oh and the creepy condom vendor freaks me out. If you're too shy to buy condoms at the counter, how did you get the courage to get a girl (I assume) to... you know... sleep with you?

Tan?

Has anyone else noticed that the new look in tanning (especially in women) is blood blister color... This reddish purple color is sick. It makes me wish for the orange "tan-in-abottle" look to come back into style.

Straight up now tell me...

I hate Paula Abdul... American Idol wouldn't be the same without that sob-dancing drunken mess of a judge, but god she annoys the crap out of me...

Am I right or am I right?

So Abby asked me to put her in my blog, I mentioned her cooking in my latest entry and she didn't appreciate it... Women are so fickle...