Really?

Doesn't it defeat the purpose of shoes if you have to put other items on the bottom to prevent them from touching the ground?

'Golden Kola'

I'm not sure what flavor "golden" is, nor am I sure if I want to know. "Golden" as an adjective before a liquid doesn't usually make for good things.

Sushi-Boat!

Toilet Humor

I wish someone would invent a toilet seat that didn't make your legs go numb afters a while

'Tofurky'

Really?

One of the Best

San Miguel Church

This is the oldest church structure in the USA. Built in 1610

It seems like all female

It seems like all female flight attendants have the same look: moderately professional with trashy overtones.

It seems like we get

It seems like we get hyped up for Christmas for over a month only to have it all be over by 10am. Is it all really worth it?

Really?

"Bucket o' Ribs" how much more ghetto does it get. Answer: none more ghetto

Happy Birthday!

140000 miles and still going strong.

Flying Rubber Duckie

Fiber One bars before workouts

Fiber One bars before workouts make for "interesting" jogs on the treadmill.

I think coffee multiplies its

I think coffee multiplies its own volume exponentially once it hits your bladder. I pee'd 4 times on 2 cups.

Almost done with "Vintage Church"

Almost done with "Vintage Church" by Driscoll, I can't decide between Chan's "Crazy Love" and Keller's "Reason for God" to read next.

Who's the more annoying Fox

Who's the more annoying Fox reality competition judge, Paula Abdul or Mary Murphy?

Boo to you FOX... A

Boo to you FOX... A reality show about a fat bachelor with fat contestants called "More to Love"? Bad taste... Bad taste like chicken...

My new aircast looks sweet!

Definition Please

"Mouth Pipetting"?

Like a Sasquach Sighting

Its not often you see 2 Christian clichés on one reader board.