Odorific

The locker room at work smells like a combo of B.O. and broccoli... The B.O. I understand but the broccoli?

Dollars Ad-Sense

Dollars Ad-Sense
The "money I could be saving with Geico" ad campaign is not as cool as the gecko or the caveman campaigns... *Edit: It is still better than the real person/actor campaign*

"Reality" TV

So I am a fan of the Amazing Race on CBS which is one of the last "real" reality TV competitions. No voting, just competition. The one thing I've never seen is the contestants eating... sure they are shown sleeping and one can assume they use the restroom when needed, but not a single shot of anyone eating... no meal, no snack, nothing more than a couple of sips of water.

Spring is Right Around the Corner (part 3)

Only a day later, the snow is back... But too late for my poor snowman

Mini-Carts

I am the poster-child for masculinity... Really the wife made me do it. I swear

Spring is Right Around the Corner (part 2)

After only 6 days this is what remains of my horizontal snowman made last Saturday. RIP buddy... see you next year

Random Thoughts for Today

-Anyone else think that its funny how this year's American Idol contestant "Normon Gentle" is purposly trying to flame it up on stage while Adam Lambert tries to keep it all in the closet?

-My dog and I were playing this morning before I went to work, he jumped up and scratched me. I think he ripped my nipple off.

-I hate when the American Idol contestants talk back to the judges. Can we just get back to the days where the judges shamlessly pimped the singers they wanted to win and ripped apart the ones that aren't "mainstream" enough?

-A good deed never goes un-punished, just ask this guy.

-Everytime I click "next blog" at the top of this page, Blogger thinks I speak every possible language but english.

Spring is right around the corner

I guess this is what happens when I have too much time on my hands

Liberalism

Doing a little spring cleaning I found a collection of art-work from 5th grade. I was a tree-hugging hippie before it was cool.

Danger

Some people laugh in the face of danger.

In My Opinion

Chris Tomlin is the "Nickelback" of Christian music but "God of this City" is a guilty pleasure of mine right now.

Bears & Bulls in the China Shop

There have been peaks and valleys in my spiritual life... Over the last 2 years I've been in a valley but now i think things are turning upwards...

Pass the Garlic

On our recent trip to IKEA my sister and I discovered the worlds largest garlic press... Sweet

Vanity Smugness

Is having a smug vanity-plate a requirement of owning a hybrid car?
Examples: ECOLOMY, SAVNGAS, HY MPG...

Scam-Eeze

I think the goal of Cold-Eeze is to make your mouth taste so horrible that you don't even notice when you're sick... or that you get to the point that being sick is better than feeling like you have a pocket full of loose change in your mouth.

Cold/Flu Season

Has anyone ever tried this crap? It taste likes you're sucking on a sweaty nickel.

First Choice

Maybe he's trying to take advantage of the $30 "partial highlights special". Or maybe after being rejected by AFLAC he was trying to make his pitch as the "Frist Choice Seagull"

This Can't Be Good Can It?

So I see this ad in my local Speedway for and exclusive new product selling a pre-mixed Red Bull and "Cola". Sounds wierd, but of course I have to try it.

Stupid Softball

$350 later, who says softball isn't a contact sport?

Which product sounds grosser?

"Joint Juice"
or
Vanillia Crème "Muscle Milk"