Happy Birthday!

140000 miles and still going strong.

Flying Rubber Duckie

Fiber One bars before workouts

Fiber One bars before workouts make for "interesting" jogs on the treadmill.

I think coffee multiplies its

I think coffee multiplies its own volume exponentially once it hits your bladder. I pee'd 4 times on 2 cups.

Almost done with "Vintage Church"

Almost done with "Vintage Church" by Driscoll, I can't decide between Chan's "Crazy Love" and Keller's "Reason for God" to read next.

Who's the more annoying Fox

Who's the more annoying Fox reality competition judge, Paula Abdul or Mary Murphy?

Boo to you FOX... A

Boo to you FOX... A reality show about a fat bachelor with fat contestants called "More to Love"? Bad taste... Bad taste like chicken...

My new aircast looks sweet!

Definition Please

"Mouth Pipetting"?

Like a Sasquach Sighting

Its not often you see 2 Christian clichés on one reader board.

Take that, NHL Playoffs

Its so cold that my wedding ring flew off my hand and rolled down the parking lot. I had to do a diving kick save to keep it from going down the storm drain.

Upon further review...

It comes in both a "Chocolaty" and "White" variety... I'll have my blasphemy with a side of segregation please...

Sacrilicious

Nothing says "Jesus died for your sins" like a 300 calorie solid chocolate cross

Low Level Super Heros

There is nothing more macho than driving down the road with your couch on the roof of your car holding it down with your bare hand

Rocky Career?

When was the last time you saw Dolph Lundgren in anything other than Heman or his stint in the Rocky series?

Milestones

I just realized that my blog is over 2 years old now. Looking back I also noticed that the resaurant I referenced in my first post (Fat Freddy's Sticky-Q) hasn't lasted as long as this blog. I guess some people just know when to give it up...

Odorific

The locker room at work smells like a combo of B.O. and broccoli... The B.O. I understand but the broccoli?

Dollars Ad-Sense

Dollars Ad-Sense
The "money I could be saving with Geico" ad campaign is not as cool as the gecko or the caveman campaigns... *Edit: It is still better than the real person/actor campaign*

"Reality" TV

So I am a fan of the Amazing Race on CBS which is one of the last "real" reality TV competitions. No voting, just competition. The one thing I've never seen is the contestants eating... sure they are shown sleeping and one can assume they use the restroom when needed, but not a single shot of anyone eating... no meal, no snack, nothing more than a couple of sips of water.

Spring is Right Around the Corner (part 3)

Only a day later, the snow is back... But too late for my poor snowman