First Choice

Maybe he's trying to take advantage of the $30 "partial highlights special". Or maybe after being rejected by AFLAC he was trying to make his pitch as the "Frist Choice Seagull"

This Can't Be Good Can It?

So I see this ad in my local Speedway for and exclusive new product selling a pre-mixed Red Bull and "Cola". Sounds wierd, but of course I have to try it.

Stupid Softball

$350 later, who says softball isn't a contact sport?

Which product sounds grosser?

"Joint Juice"
or
Vanillia Crème "Muscle Milk"

Summer Olympics

How much sweeter can the olympics get? Women's beach volleyball, rain, and white "uniforms".

Dog Days of Summer

*sigh* "This Sudoku stuff is harder than it looks"

Come on Now

"house recipie" ketchup? That just shows you that you serve cheap food at your reasturants. You have no standards.

Is it just me?

or does my new perscription look like birth control... I'm not going to worry unless my breasts start to get tender.

Really?

Now i've seen everything... A phone case shaped like Croc's. Give me a break, this croc-epidemic has got to stop.

'Local Honey'

There's a joke here, I'm sure...

Signs

So how many times do you think this incident has happened to require McDonald's to post such a professional sign? Are high-chair in front of door incidents that big of a problem?

Spring Cleaning

Say hello to the pile of hair left after we brushed our 80 lbs German Shepherd.

Snow in June?

So that's why I can't breathe... Damn you cottonwood

Shattered Dreams

Watching HBO's "Big Love" has totally ruined my dream scenario of being a upper-middle class small business-owning polygamist.

Female Logistics

I've decided that men can suvive without a female figure to organize them. The confusion happens because we can't decode the woman's intricate filing process. For instance, I would be able to find that shirt I was looking for if I had put it away. The reason I ask my wife where it is everytime is because she's the one with the "system".

Mother's Day Question For Women

Would you rather:

1. Have a child on Mother's Day?

2.Be born on Mother's Day?

Some things to consider:

If you're born on Mother's Day your birthday will always fall on or close to Mother's Day meaning combined/dual purpose presents.

If you have a child on Mother's Day its birthday will always fall on or close to Mother's Day meaning you'll be dragging them to Chuck E. Cheese or planning parties on Mother's Day.

This is awesome

Good to know Grampa can still git-er done even after what may seem like a debilitating joint replacement.

You Might Be An Urban Redneck...

Pointless Devotion

How lame do you have to be to have vanity plates showing your devotion to a mediocre QB from the New England area. Oh yeah, he played in the CFL too.

They do exist

A Hunt's Ketchup packet... Don't ask me what fine establishment distributes these little gems. I feel like I just found a leprechaun or something.